Florida author and columnist Carl Hiaasen always said it’s tough to write good fiction about Florida — because nothing you can imagine is more absurd than this state’s reality. Well, meet Randy Fine — a walking, talking, sweating and cussing version of absurdity. Randy loves to talk about God, his faith and how children need good role models. Randy also likes to call people names — like “whore,” “pervert” and “groomer.” Randy made headlines again last weekend with another too-stupid-for-fiction story when the Republican state rep from Brevard County appeared to threaten funding for Special Oly…
