After it has been proven that a GPS chip is implanted in the body as soon as you use 5G and the masts cause total chaos, Vodafone is now adding one on top.
After a supposed headache, mainly in terms of coverage, Vodafone has the ultimate idea. 5G for everyone! No matter how…
5G for everyone. That is the goal and everyone, especially in non-densely populated areas, should smile wearily. But Vodafone is now going straight for the body and any conspiracy theorist should feel vindicated. What Vodafone is doing is equipping its radio masts with an odor sensor. And everyone who wears “5G Solitaire” gets preferential treatment from the mast. The stupid thing is that masts set up by other providers acknowledge with a loud “ÖRKS” and do not allow access. Or hey, imagine going on a date. And if the other person sits in front of you with a Vodafone smartphone, you can really score!
You can then say “I wear Vodafone” and “whoops” the reception is massively better. That’s how the date works when the other person is happy to finally have 5G and is constantly staring at their smartphone…
Just smell it, but no more. I don’t know if that’s a gag or if it’s really serious. The journey is interesting, I wear Telekom, O2, Vodafone or whatever. what are you wearing At least I really have to smile about something like that.
Source: Vodafone
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