A 40-year-old woman hiking the Olympic National Forest northwest of Seattle, Wash. had to be rescued by the fire department after falling head first into the toilet while trying to retrieve her cell phone. The woman wishes to remain anonymous, and for good reason. According to the Brinnon Fire Department, the female hiker was traveling alone and was at the top of Mount Walker, trekking the Olympic National Forest northwest of Seattle. She used her cellphone while using the bathroom in the park’s outhouse-style toilet. Unfortunately, she dropped the phone into the vault of the public commode. I…