What are the big injustices to buy wild elephants online? – Circle of friends, heated discussions among netizens, Elephant – Kuai Technology (media of Drive Home) – Technology changes the future

You can never imagine how boring human boredom can be.

Until you find out, buying elephants became popular in the circle of friends.

As if overnight, the guys who were still crying Bing Dundun 2 months ago suddenly changed their request to “manpower like an elephant”.

Everyone claims to have bought a purebred wild elephant.

The origin is from Myanmar, and the health is in good condition.

However, since this is an elephant, no courier brother is willing to carry it to the 6th floor without an elevator. The free shipping can only pack dry food, and the rest of the road has to be left on its own.

When you arrive depends on fate, the only thing the seller can guarantee is that your elephant will arrive late.

If I didn’t look at the price, I almost believed it.

I thought that the Slavs kept bears, the Arabs kept tigers, and we Chinese finally bid farewell to the Internet celebrity alpacas and began to raise wild beasts.

After all, the tradition of raising this long-nosed monster has existed since ancient times. In the Yujin Garden of the Song Dynasty Royal Zoo in Kaifeng, Henan Province, there were no less than 40 elephants raised.

But if you plant melons, you will get melons, and if you plant beans, you will get beans. The price and value of the world will never be too far apart.

The price of 1 yuan quickly made me realize that, like the Lonely Frog back then, this was just another boring cyber joke.

You can buy a wild elephant for a dollar in the pocket, you can buy it, and you can be fooled.

Elephants naturally won’t really exist, but if you don’t receive the goods, the merchant will not refund them.

Because this is the sand sculpture exam where Zhou Yu played Huang Gai, there is no reason to help you confirm that you are a tenth-level sand sculpture scholar, and you have to deduct the test fee from the organizer.

The buyers and sellers of the elephant trade are like a pair of skilled international politicians, full of understanding and innocent faces.

When the seller says “your elephant has been shipped”, it is an invitation to the show to start.

Buyers immediately stepped on the stage, and the strength staged what is called a modern version of “Waiting for Godot”.

Absolutely no foolish idiot shouted:

“Liar! There is no elephant!”

Buyers are always polite, not in a hurry, and think a lot about elephants.

Some people are concerned about whether the elephant will get lost.

Some people are concerned about whether elephants have advanced degrees.

Others are concerned about buying a pair of male and female elephants, whether they will fall in love with each other during the long journey.

No one was urging the elephant to hurry, the buyer only asked a token “where is my elephant”.

And the seller only needs to answer “the elephant won’t come tonight, but it will come tomorrow”, and the buyer will be satisfied.

To be honest, it would be a top disaster if an elephant really appeared in a four-person dormitory. No one really wants the elephants to arrive. Everyone is just bored out of their idleness and wants to complete a spiritual team building of the sand sculpture community.

In the question and answer of the bag, the elephant is described more and more realistically.

People who came over confirmed the authenticity of the elephant over and over again, claiming that in order to welcome it into its new home, the door had to be unloaded.

Everyone’s elephants have their own characteristics: the virtuous can cook dumplings, the wealthy can drive sports cars, the artistic ones are good at singing and dancing, and the good operation consciousness dominates the canyon.

In the metaverse that buyers have built for baby elephants, they can walk slowly, wagging their tails forever, and pacing the curb at a leisurely pace.

It’s like a romantic plan to buy a sky star. When you get old and time fades, you can still squinting in the rocking chair and pointing into the distance, telling the little kid around you:

“There are a hundred elephants that my grandfather bought back then. When they arrive, remember to sign for me.”

Over the years, money has become more and more worthless.

I used to have a dollar in my pocket and the confidence to pick and choose in the grocery store, but now I can’t even buy half a bottle of Nongfu Spring.

Perhaps because of this, the 1-yuan elephant is so popular.

The highest monthly sales of merchants are over 1,000, and waist sellers can also have more than 100 orders a month.

1 yuan is like a 10 cent coin that was thrown into the wishing pool back then. If you listen to the sound, you will be happy, and no one can be embarrassed to ask for a refund.

If you have special needs, you can buy more expensive, highly skilled circus elephants, who will come to check in on skateboards and bicycles.

Or the fantasy butterfly elephant, and the “object” that pokes people’s lungs the most.

In short, as long as you want, someone will dare to sell it. It is never the supply of goods that restricts this business, but the imagination.

You can buy Dora with her monkey, and as long as you don’t mind her deliberately turning a blind eye to you, you will definitely be your best friend.

You can also buy mosquitoes, with super fast shipping, buy one get ten free, and super sale.

And of course Ultraman, whether you believed it or not, now you have to believe in the light, because he is coming towards you along the fiber optic cable.

For just one dollar, you can have a custom meme picture that is enough to laugh at your circle of friends, effectively extending the shelf life of sand sculptures for at least three months. This business is simply not too cost-effective.

However, when I actually placed an order, I realized that this was a terrible experience for both buyers and sellers.

First of all, you find that when you have paid for the goods and are gearing up to have a wonderful match with the seller, the seller cannot be found.

And when you try hard to tease the seller according to other people’s meme, the seller will only reply with a “yes”.

After finally chatting a few words, seeing the situation getting better, the seller suddenly disappeared again. It took a long time for you to receive his faint apology: I’m sorry, I was just playing a game.

Getting magnets with an elephant seller is like licking a dog chasing a goddess.

It is said that the customer is God, but in the hands of the elephant seller, you are just a toy at best.

A slap can’t be clapped, a person’s one-man show can’t be fun to sing, when you can’t use that 1 yuan to pinch the seller, and you have to ask him to accompany you to act, it’s doomed that there is a high probability that a creditor will eventually become a grandson. Tragedy of life.

Some sellers seem to be very professional and ask your gender before shipping.

He said that if it was a boy, it would send a girl, and a girl would send a boy.

Fortunately, I answered truthfully.

Later, after I got to know me, I realized that selling an elephant is fake, and flirting with girls is real. If I said I was a man at the time, he would have run away on the spot.

For sellers, this is equally annoying.

The beginning is of course interesting. The buyers are all college and high school students, with active ideas and clear brains.

The foot seller only makes more than a dozen orders a month, and the total transaction amount is not enough to buy a few cups of milk tea. If you insist on doing it, who is not looking for an interesting soul.

But there were many guests, and I found that everyone was just talking back and forth, especially those who had seen others post their orders, and their thinking was greatly limited. It seems that the essence of human beings is still a repeater.

Some people were also identified as illegal merchants selling wild animals and ivory products because of frequent triggering of keywords. In a fit of rage, they simply switched to selling aliens.

I don’t know if it’s been locked at home for so long that our social skills have begun to degrade.

From virtual lovers to widowed frogs, from widowed frogs to wild elephants, even socializing with strangers in sand sculptures is getting faster and faster.

Buyers are becoming more and more like precision-guided missiles, launching at decimeter-level resolution, heading straight to the target, and after wrapping it up enough to post a meme in a circle of friends, they immediately get out and leave, not wanting to have any side effects.

It’s more like a flash mob than an exchange.

It’s spring, and while buying new clothes, it’s time to change your cyborg personality into a fresh coat.

It’s hard for you to explain why there are thousands of wild animals, why it is the elephants who ride the east wind.

If you insist on going deeper, you may be able to verify the old stalks of fighting and defrauding in the early years.

According to legend, in those days, there was an unsightly liar who deceived a policewoman.

The scammer called the policewoman to inform the policewoman: I am a so-and-so bank, and it is found that your credit card has a huge expenditure of one million yuan overseas. Do you do it yourself?

The policewoman replied calmly: That’s right, it’s me.

The liar was shocked: what did you buy and spend so much on?

The policewoman replied: Elephant.

The story is neither heroic nor wise, colder than Dr. But since then, buying an elephant has become a proper noun inseparable from fraud, and it has gradually evolved into a quantifier to describe spending a huge sum of money.

Perhaps it is because of this origin that sellers who try to sell some sand sculpture animals first think of elephants. But whether it is far-fetched or not has no way of verifying.

I prefer to believe that the elephant itself is somewhat magical and supernatural.

Don’t you see that Thailand still regards the white elephant as the incarnation of auspiciousness and gods. The white elephant must choose the site for the construction of the palace, and the white elephant must also worship the new king when he is enthroned.

In ancient Thailand, those who got white elephants conquered the world, and the king who had insufficient white elephants wanted to give the throne to the prince who had more white elephants. The second Thai-Myanmar war was just to compete for two white elephants.

This puff is made of an albino elephant, a white elephant

An elephant tied to a wooden stake is a symbol of shackles and self-domestication.

But its big ears always remind people of wings.

The pandemic may keep you at home, but not your baby elephant. It has not only had three injections, but also holds a green code and a nucleic acid certificate. No matter how bad the situation is, you can still fan your ears and fly away.

Just like the unforgettable Dumbo in childhood, it seems that it can fly over the fence with its ears and find a free direction in minutes.

If only one of the body and soul is on the way, then I hope to lend the soul to the baby elephant.

And this may also be a confirmation of the mood of the times behind the hot sale of elephants.

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