By Kayla Kibbe As a woman who has spent the entirety of my sexually active life trying to avoid pregnancy at all costs, I always assumed the whole “baby crazed women poking holes in condoms” thing was one of those old wives’ tales, like the one about razors in Halloween candy. Unfortunately for women everywhere, however, it turns out some of us actually are doing this shit — namely, a woman in Germany who was recently found guilty of sexual assault for pulling the stunt. After her 42-year-old “friend with benefits” pressed charges upon discovering his condoms had been intentionally compromised…